1. Jesus told me to marry you.
2. The Holy Spirit in me wants to hug the Holy Spirit in you.
3. Let's take a ride in my Vega. I just got the brakes fixed.
4. I am burning to have sex with you. Feel how hot I am.
5. Sorry about that, the beano hasn't kicked in yet.
6. Are your feet wet? You have been swimming in my mind all day.
7. I would love to take you to a movie, but Mother says I have to be home by eight.
8. Cemeteries are so fun, let's go exploring.
9. You smell like my grandmother.
10. Of course I can spend the whole day with you, that is the point of a prison furlough.
11. (Bonus) We'd better hurry, this coupon for a free taco is about to expire.
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